nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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(via the-togepi-man)

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

sighciopath:

omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

(Source: artdmnk, via ruinedchildhood)

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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(via that-filipino-kid)

huffpostcomedy:

"One night a group of sorority girls came in and were blocking the doors. I asked them to move … They were being really rude to me. So, as I tore the tickets I said, ‘By the way the boat sinks at the end, Leo dies … It’s great, you think he’s sleeping, but he’s frozen! Oh and the old lady throws the jewelry in the ocean. Enjoy the movie.’ My always-stoned boss had to come over and go, ‘Did you just tell them the end of Titanic? I have to fire you.’”
-Bill Hader Got Fired For Spoiling The End Of ‘Titanic’ & 10 More Facts You Didn’t Know (Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images)

huffpostcomedy:

"One night a group of sorority girls came in and were blocking the doors. I asked them to move … They were being really rude to me. So, as I tore the tickets I said, ‘By the way the boat sinks at the end, Leo dies … It’s great, you think he’s sleeping, but he’s frozen! Oh and the old lady throws the jewelry in the ocean. Enjoy the movie.’ My always-stoned boss had to come over and go, ‘Did you just tell them the end of Titanic? I have to fire you.’”

-Bill Hader Got Fired For Spoiling The End Of ‘Titanic’ & 10 More Facts You Didn’t Know (Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images)

(via dailybrews)

huffpostcomedy:

"One night a group of sorority girls came in and were blocking the doors. I asked them to move … They were being really rude to me. So, as I tore the tickets I said, ‘By the way the boat sinks at the end, Leo dies … It’s great, you think he’s sleeping, but he’s frozen! Oh and the old lady throws the jewelry in the ocean. Enjoy the movie.’ My always-stoned boss had to come over and go, ‘Did you just tell them the end of Titanic? I have to fire you.’”
-Bill Hader Got Fired For Spoiling The End Of ‘Titanic’ & 10 More Facts You Didn’t Know (Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images)

huffpostcomedy:

"One night a group of sorority girls came in and were blocking the doors. I asked them to move … They were being really rude to me. So, as I tore the tickets I said, ‘By the way the boat sinks at the end, Leo dies … It’s great, you think he’s sleeping, but he’s frozen! Oh and the old lady throws the jewelry in the ocean. Enjoy the movie.’ My always-stoned boss had to come over and go, ‘Did you just tell them the end of Titanic? I have to fire you.’”

-Bill Hader Got Fired For Spoiling The End Of ‘Titanic’ & 10 More Facts You Didn’t Know (Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty Images)

(via dailybrews)

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

(via ruinedchildhood)

spock-is-amused:

narutosexmagic666:

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

This is a different gif every time I see it and I fucking love it

spock-is-amused:

narutosexmagic666:

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

This is a different gif every time I see it and I fucking love it

(Source: floptart, via ruinedchildhood)

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

(Source: flulathedoge, via ruinedchildhood)

roseflavoredstuff:

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

FEAR OUR WRATH

roseflavoredstuff:

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

FEAR OUR WRATH

(via that-filipino-kid)

emperorharmonia:

mspaintadventrues:

IT’S 2014 AND I’VE BEEN RICK ROLL’D AT LEAST FIVE TIMES I CANT TRUST ANY LINK

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(via ruinedchildhood)